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ugh, my boyfriend is a libertarian
first off, kickass cafe. fair trade. no froo froo bullshit, just lattes, coffee, and espresso. tea as well. different special teas every month. a few scones and bagels will be available.
now the exciting part.
there will be a bookshelf, and the books are free for the taking. then you hafta return them or trade one in.
in the corner will be a phone booth, because i said so. it would be functional, and free, so customers can call cabs or bus lines.
but nows the fun part.
you need to give me the secret password (in this case it’ll be ‘where’s can i find th great gadsby’ or some shit).
and then the bookcase will open because i’ll press a button. and it’s a complete 1920s speakeasy in the basement. 20s cocktails only. if you dress the part, you get a discount. and it’ll be open past 5pm only. saturday nights would be jazz night.
yes? yes. yes.
can I be paris’s new bff and go around doing the simple life with her plz
Sweeney Todd didn’t work. The Hills is not helping.
What the fuck is going to push me out of this funk? I mean at least I’m not crying any more but damn.
Also my downstairs neighbors are being loud again and I hate them.
SO YOU’RE IN A FUNK. Let me prescribe you Emilija’s fool proof unfunking remedy.
1) Cry. and don’t pretty girl cry. UGLY CRY. ugly cries are the best cries and girl you can rock them puffy eyelids and sweaty ness and them red cheeks.
2) SAY FUCK A LOT
3) Eat stupid amounts of ice cream. eat ice cream until you you can’t eat anymore, and then eat more
4) Now that you’re full of ice cream salted by your tears, take a shower and shave your legs
5) MOISTURIZE AND PUT SWEATPANTS ON
6) oh yeah. baby, feel the smooth. bonus points if they’re brand new sweats
7) Put on your favourite childhood movie. Spirited Away? Rock that shit. winne the pooh? that bear makes even eeyore happy. shrek? no words needed
8) watch whose’s line is it anyways, followed by friends
9) nap like you’re never napped while rubbing your tummy from the ice cream pains
10) take off your bra and let the boobies run free
AND LIKE THAT THE FUNK IS GONE. unless it’s a really bad fuck, but hopefully this will unfunk you just a little.
Feel better :)
please, don’t be a douche. how to not be a douche? writing me back. it sucks dick when you work your butt off writing a letter and get nothing back :(
fyi two american stamps on an envelope will allow it to be sent to canada.
UPS quote: Since “forever” stamps (as of Jan 2012) are worth 45 cents, and mail to Canada costs 85 cents (as of Jan 2012), you can use two “forever” stamps on the mail to send it to Canada.
oh goodness he influenced so many great authors and bands like my secret guilty pleasure MCR)! I don’t try and discredit his influence; I just really, really don’t like his writing style. I also dislike Jane Austen’s writing (too descriptive). but she like, invented the notion of kick-ass female writers and shit.
I’ve tried my hand at it, and I just don’t like his writing. It’s very inconsistent. Goes from choppy and short to superfluous in like, t-minus one chapter.
That being said I enjoy some of his short stories, especially http://www.geocities.com/deadcaulfields/A_Young_Girl_in_1941_with_No_Waist_At_All.htm .
Catcher in the Rye just rubs me the wrong way, and the fanbase is super duper frustrating sometimes. It’s too much of Holden whining about things he has the power to change. People see that and whine with him instead of doing something. He never fricking calls Jane and then constantly complains about wanting to see her. JUST CALL HER ALREADY. asdfghjkl. I never had much teen angst or shit, so I can’t relate at all to Holden, which really just makes me dislike him. Plus he just walks around the city like a schlub.
After a second reading I also realized that Perks of Being a Wallflower by Chbosky is annoying.
Maybe I just find teenagers and angst to be really annoying.
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free pointers whaaat i want some! i have like 200k neopoints but its taken forever :(
OKAY GIRL I GOT THIS.
every day go to neopets.com/~kissmoto. every. day. no matter what. and do the freebies, and test your strength.
after doing that shit, go to neopets.com/~jamila233 and place her food club bets.
do the free jobs on the jobs thingy in faerie land.
stalk out sales on the boards.
restock, or try to, or download an autobuyer. if you choose to cheat, don’t be an asshole cheat; be a robin hood. you get stuff for pennies on the million, so sell it lower than anyone else. you’re bound to make money and you won’t feel as guilty.
how do I have so many followers
i hate catcher in the rye
i hate lana del rey
i hate john green
i hate coca cola
i don’t watch supernatural but it looks really from the screen caps
i don’t watch dr who
i post nic cage like he’s going out of style
i hate anime
i don’t smoke weed
i play neopets
i constantly post about tom
guys, rethink your life choices
